Puerto Vallarta

For the most part, pretty amazing. The beaches are usually not overcrowded, and the natural scenery is pristine. It's very walkable, and there are tons of great restaurants on nearly every block with reasonable prices. I came in mid-November, and it was still uncomfortably warm and humid then, even at night, so beware if you struggle with heat. The evenings started to get cool and pleasant in late November/early December.


This is Mexico, so I was expecting it to be gritty, but it was worse than I had imagined. The infrastructure is in desperate need of repair, and the cobblestone streets make the traffic very loud. If you live on a busy street near the beach, the traffic noise will be unrelenting. I found the locals to be a mixed bag. Many were genuine and warm, but others were standoffish and seemed desolate.


There's a cultural quirk in Mexico where blasting music is a norm. I'm 36 so probably more sensitive to this now, but it was very grating. Music blaring everywhere -- from cars, speakers on the beach, bars and clubs. Loud music at clubs is obviously fine, but the level here is just insane.


I was surprised to see that commonly abused prescription meds can be bought over the counter in pharmacies all over PV -- xanax, vicodin, ritalin, etc. This was a plus for me because I believe I have an undiagnosed case of ADD, and being able to buy Ritalin really helped me focus on my work and stay tidy. Obviously, I discourage anyone from buying these drugs for abuse. Always use cash at the pharmacies. They say they are going to charge your card in pesos, but then they charge in USD with an absurd exchange rate.


I ended up getting salmonella or a stomach parasite and was the sickest I had been in 10+ years. I resisted going to the doctor for a while, but when I did, I was amazed with the experience. Total cost for the consultation and meds was around $35 without any insurance, and the doctor was very kind. Don't be dissuaded by my experience, though. I believe I just got unlucky. No one else I talked to experienced anything similar.


The sunsets are spectacular, and the alcohol is cheap and ubiquitous. If you do not look Mexican, be ready for people to try to sell you something dozens of times a day. When you arrive at the airport, ignore everyone who offers help and take an Uber. I made the mistake of saying "no thanks, I'm taking an Uber," to which the guy responded "then come over here, and my friend will show you where to find it." Then I ended up in a ridiculously long and pushy sales pitch that involved a ride to my Airbnb, a time share presentation, etc. The Uber pickup area isn't really that hard to find. You take the exit, walk across a pedestrian bridge, and turn left.

Overall, definitely recommended, but only for the winter. I cringe to think of the heat in the summer.